The Glorious Barbarian Freehold

The Glorious Barbarian Freehold consists of two closely related sects: the Barbarian Brothers and the Barbarian Sisters. Members are carefully chosen: many apply, few are chosen.

Induction

Induction in to the Glorious Barbarian Freehold is a long, tedious process, and has been known to take several minutes in some cases. Inductees take their new positions very seriously, and do whatever possible to promote the ideals of the Freehold.

The Barbarian Code

Barbarians must vow to uphold the honor of their brethren (and sisteren). Any violation will be met with the harshest of penalties, sometime resulting in not being allowed in the hot tub for up to five minutes. Forgiveness is then quickly granted by all, for refusal to forgive is a violation of the code as well.

The Barbarian invocation

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day
our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who
spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.